| 1. | know one's onions | ||
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to be competent and authoritative in one's work He really knows his onions when it comes distilling alcohol.(example of know one's onions)
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| 2. | fettuccine alfredo | ||
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As originated by the Italians in the 17th century, fettuccine alfredo was originally known of as a simple pasta dish containing long stringy noodles and cheesy sauce.
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It was not known until recent times that the special ingrediant that gave this delicacy its distinct taste was actually human semen inserted by the overworked servents of the Italian people. This tradition has continued throughout the ages, and strongly today. It was not until the 20th century that this idea has been brought into the bedroom and under the sheets as a recreational sex act that has a little extra spice of its own. To perfrom this ridiculously arousing and scrumptious stunt one must boil noodles and alfredo sauce in pots until perfectly "al dente" next, the male must bring the boiling hot pot and however many desired bowls and eating utensils into the bedroom and dump the contents steaming hot water and all, into the females vaginal crevices or male/female anal cavity possibly causing 1st-3rd degree burns on the inside of the chosen arena. After this is complete, one must bring alfredo sauce and also insert that into the opening of choice. Next, one must perform sexual intercorse until the point of climax, then ejaculate all over the zesty creation containg noodles, vaginal fluid, alfredo sauce and more. once the ejaculation is complete and the penis is limp. open the vaginal/anal lips and dump the contents into the bowls, grab a fork and enojy! |
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| 3. | to fassbender | ||
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to very obviously derive too much enjoyment from one's work. Irish actor Michael Fassbender spends the entirety of 300 grinning like an idiot, showing us all how to fassbender one's way through life.
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| 4. | Professional | ||
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a. Of or relating to the characteristic of professionalism, usually applicable in medium to large corporations. A characteristic in which one is expected to put one's employer and duties thereof above family, human dignity, and health. b. One is is professional is monitored to ensure they are walking around with a sarcastic respect for other people in the corporation, even when there are very real burdens on the professional person's mind. c. A description unfairly assigned only to one who devotes more time and energy to his occupation in the company than to his marriage, family, and health. d. The manner in which a task is performed in a company, as long as it reflects the professional qualities of the performer. e. A WORD THAT HAS LOST IT'S MEANING IN CORPORATE NONSENSE AND BIG-CORPORATION SYNDROME. There are still GOOD professionals out there--ones that are passionate about the good work they do and have freed themselves to do it. 2. (Noun) a. One who is enslaved to the characteristic of professionalism in order to keep their job (see Professional - adj.) b. One who wears fancy clothes that tell nothing of their character or skill, whether good or bad. c. Often higher manager that treats subordinates less "professionally" than ... |
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| 5. | wellu | ||
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"Well you" (shortly just "wu") - a misspelling meaning good job, good one, nice one...etc. - meant either in honest or in ironical way as a spontaneous reaction on someone's action. Originally coming from czech language's misspeling phrase "dobře ty" (dobře - well, ty - you) widely used amongst teenagers, but lately also spreading within wide public and also greatly deprecated by linguists and word-splitters. It was originally meant to be just a positive would-be funny phrase, but subsequently became a sort of parasitic "lol-phrase" commenting someone's action or status without the one's instigation and either as a mean of honest praise, exaggeration (e.g. on someone's trivial success) or just "loling" on someone's failure or embarrassing event. It can be occasionaly combined with a raised forefinger pointing to the person while saying it" Many people also start using it in a joke as parody on the phrase itself as a kind of their defiance of it, but subsequently tend to use it excessivly as parasitic phrase. Finally, 3rd or even 1st person mutations are also used with the same meaning. e.g. - well he, well they, well me "I finally managed to fix the problem." - "wellu";
one scores at a game - "WELLU!" *pointing forefinger* (could be a way of exaggeration); "Unfortunately, I won't come tonight" - "wellu..." (expressing one's disapointment; fed-upness becase of someone's last minute cancel of appointment); "ehm, i don't have the money yet...sorry" - "wellu" (expressing something like "wat?...hmmm...perfect...i was already counting with it..." when one has run out of words, don't know what to say in a pure surprise or it would be too long or worthless to say anything); "She suddenly suprised me in underwear" - "wellu :D" "I smashed my bike yesterday" - "lol...wellu" one steps into a poo - "wellu" |
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| 6. | It's Uh Bust | ||
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It’s Uh Bust: an incident, occurrence, uncomfortable feeling, situations that's not going your way, something that deems a reaction (unplanned) whether solicited or unprovoked. more...
A feeling that you get when you are forced, by a NOUN (aka bust), to conduct an act that you feel is just not warranted. Sitting at your desk at work is not uh bust but, spilling a cup of coffee all over your desk is uh huge fucking bust (unprovoked bust). Three big bowls of charo beans in one evening is not uh bust (although it really is, just go with it) but the aftermath is uh very astronomical bust. See more examples below - Whether its work, shit head boss, co workers, friends, family, etc...Any bust moment you may have at any given time. I.e. you get in a car accident 15 min. after driving your new car off the lot, or you’re in a bathroom and have to release the dragon and suddenly realize... |
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| 7. | Wassel | ||
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(Noun) One who refuses to do school work until their father pays to have their guitar fixed or their black step mother denounces her relationship to the Nation Of Islam. All this is done to get one's way and to recieve sexual gratification. Mikey needed his guitar fixed and didn't approve of his step mother's African heritage so he refused to do his schoolwork. Him being a wassel helped him ejaculate to pictures of women smoking cigarettes.
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