FUCK! you all are wrong about the hot carl. the proper hot carl is is achieved by wrapping saran wrap around the face, yes, but you must remember to make a bowl out of the wrap inside of the mouth. then you take a shit in the bowl(this will work best with soft poo/diarrhea). Now for the finale. when you are about to come. you have to push your dick through the the saran wrap bowl so that the hot shit and come inters the mouth all at once. it really is a beautiful thing.
bitch open your mouth so i can give you a hot carl.
Describes something that is so good you can barely believe it.
"That dress is hot dudette, you look way wick!"
"I've never had such an awesome Thai red curry. It was way wick!"
"I can't wait to head down to the Great Ocean Road in the Beast. It's gonna be way wick!"
"Nice work baby, you're way wick!"
When a boss gets pissed off at a subordinate, often turning purple in the act of the scream, and demands rapid resolution even if it must be done after hours or over the weekend. Most Hot Karl's are caused because the work was never actually assigned by the boss, who is ignorant of that important detail. Oftentimes a Hot Karl is interrupted by another Hot Karl which immediately trumps the first version, which is promptly forgotten.
Damn, I just got Hot Karled. Boss just demanded a spreadsheet with 15 variables that we don't track. He screamed that he needed it right then. I don't even know what he is talking about!?!!
Usually, someone who you have never met or seen, and you figure that the only way they are able to make it through a day is out of people's mercy because they are "super model hot"
A friend tells you about his co-worker you don't know:
Yeah, George showed up to work with only one glove to work.
Friend: "George why are you wearing only 1 glove?"
George: "I was listening to the weather yesterday and they said it might be cold tomorrow, on the other hand it might be hot"
YOU: "Wow, George sounds supermodel hot."
credit to French and Saunders: AbFab
Hot Pork (Electric Pork) is a slang word used to describe an embarassing sexual episode where a woman is strapped into a chair backwards, a curling iron is slipped into her vagina, then plugged in. The iron is savagely slipped in and out of her vagina while the perp is making sheep noises into the recipient's ear. As she begins to cry, the perp then proceeds to urinate on a bar of soap, jam it into her mouth and whip her in the face with a urine soaked towel.
Man: You've slept with my father for the last time! Now you get the Hot Pork!
Woman: OH NO!!! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOT AGAIN!!!
Man: Shut up bitch! Hot Pork...HA HA HA HA!!! Ha-ha-ha-ha-hot Pork!
Woman: WAH! WAH! WAH! WA-MMMPH! MMMPH!
Urine soaked towel: (((SLAP)))
Urine soaked towel: (((SLAP)))
Man: Baaaa! Baaaaa! Baaaa!
When there is a good looking male or female at your job, that on the outside would not be so hot.
You can substitute "Work" with the name of your place of business... She's Coors hot or he's Walmart hot.
Sue is really work hot, but if she was at the bar...she would not be as hot compared to the others.
A group of chicks in your office, usually administrative assistants, that are hot and always get invited to lunch and happy hours, even if they royaly suck at life.
Tom: You wanna get drinks after work?
Sam: Hell yeah, who's going?
Tom: Shit, we can call the babe squad...