| 1. | Designated Hook up | ||
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(Also DH) A person (male or female) that before going to a party or social gathering you are sure you can hook up with if all else fails. Basically, insurance. Because nobody likes to get left out a party right? Mike: Hey Dave you going to Jessica's party?
Dave: Yeah man, as long as I have a designated hook up. Mike: Oh yeah, Tina should be there, if things don't work out with anyone else. Dave: I feel shallow for this though, Mike. Mike: Don't Dave, we are humans and our need for love must be satisfied, just like our need for food or water. Mike: I love you man. |
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| 2. | racial hook up | ||
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When the only two people of a race in a social area (school, work, etc) get together. Jon: Yo did you hear Anthony Chan and Pan Lee hooked up?!
Anthony: No way shes smokin and he's... well... Jon: I know man. Gotta be the racial hook up. |
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| 3. | negative hook-up | ||
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When a man brings home a woman after attempting to woo her, but she ends up putting on more clothes, rather than taking them off. Dan: "How did things work out with that girl you met last night?"
Jay: "Everything was going fine, until I brought her back to my place, and she asked to borrow my sweatshirt, and said she had a boyfriend. I had a negative hook-up." |
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| 4. | sexting | ||
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Sending a sexually explicit or sexual innuendo text message, most often to a potential hook up or to spice up a relationship. Marge: I don't know what to do with my boyfriend, our love life has fizzled.
Jane: You should totally sext him while he's at work! Margo: So I met this totally hot guy last night and we hooked up, but I want to hook up with him again, what should I do? Janet: You should totally sext him while he's at work! Bob: Whoa, this chick just totally sexted me and I'm so turned on! I'm totally hooking up with her tonight! Steve: I totally sexted your mom last night! Sexting is the best thing ever! |
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| 5. | 5 dollar game | ||
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A game for singles in which you and a partner compete for 5 dollars.
Throughout the course of an evening, two people attempt to hook up with/ make out with another person in order to win 5 dollars. Rules are as follows: -If you do not hook up with anyone > you owe your partner 5 dollars -if your partner hooks up with someone > you owe them 5 dollars - both partners have a 2 person maximum, meaning (for your wallets sake) the most you can lose in one night is 15 dollars) -if you both successfully hook up with someone > you are even (each owing each other 5 dollars)... same goes if you both fail to hook up with someone You are not required to be at the same location as your partner, however it can help the competitive atmosphere. This game can also be played with smaller amounts of money. Players are allowed to keep tabs on how much money is owed and work to repay their partner over time if necessary. Here are some possible scenarios:
scenario 1: Todd and Betty go to a party on thursday agreeing to play the 5 dollar game. By the end of the night, Todd has hooked up with 2 different people. Betty has only hooked up with 1. Betty owes Todd 10 dollars, Todd owes Betty 5 dollars. Therefore. Todd ends the night with 5 dollars and Betty breaks even. Scenario 2: Kendra and Steve go to a bar and agree to play the 5 dollar game. By the end of the night Steve has not managed to hook up with anyone, However Kendra happens to find just what she's looking for in 1 very special person and gets lucky. At the end of the night Steve owes Kendra 5 dollars for her victory and owes her another 5 dollars as his penalty for not getting any action. Poor Steve! Senario 3: Dolly and Tanya decide to play the 5 dollar game at the next big party. The party is over before either of them have a chance to score. Now, They each owe the other 5 dollars. These fees cancel themselves out. Both leave the party with the same amount of cash that they started with! |
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| 6. | work | ||
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to hook up, round the bases, taste the taco, take the meatloaf out of the oven, to be an iron chef of vag, to taste the second w. to get your whistle blown. to go down under. to just do it. Deast did work.
Will did work on a cougar. Alex did work very loudly. I do work. You do work? Yes, we do work. |
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| 7. | work on my resume | ||
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to hook up, get laid, usually with one night stands, NSA sex, or tricks. Damn! I'm so horny. I think I am gonna work on my resume.
I worked my resume last night with this guy I met at the bar. |
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