windstream

A horrible ISP with high latency, low quality of service, and constantly dropped connections. They ranked very poorly in a February 2013 FCC broadband report with the highest land-based ping (67ms) and slowest peak-time bandwidth speeds (81% of advertised bandwidth). They bought up landlines from companies such as Altell and D&E Communications. They prey on rural areas with no other choice for a land-based broadband service. If you can avoid this ISP, do not get Windstream.

Guest: "Wow you internet is slow."
Homeowner: "Yeah, it's because we have Windstream."

windstream by zach9974 October 31, 2013

Word Stream 

To rant or to talk endlessly.

blah blah blah blah

she is word streaming again

Word Stream by IgottaGottaGO July 22, 2011

woodstream

a neighborhood in marlton, new jersey filled with awesome stoners, some albanian and gay. Most people here smoke weed and eat omlettes at the marlton diner. Some others put dog poop in nicks ny yankees hat because they are die hard phillies fans. ONe person with long hair and plays the guitar hangs out with gaybirds,campanaro. YOUNG KHALIFA NIGGGGAAAA!!!

woodstream rocks our cocks, where can I get weed? woodstream biottccchhhh!, fuck balls, I munch on boners cause i live in woodstream, downs farm blows go to woodstream.

woodstream by stevefoley February 19, 2011

Wordsteal

When someone makes up what they think is a truly unique word or phrase, and then they hear it on tv or from somebody they don't know soon afterwards.

WORDSTEAL EXAMPLE

Sam: ...that film was "loloriffic"!!!

(two weeks later)

TV: ...and this incident has has been described as loloriffic by many witnesses.

Sam: Damn - my word has been Wordstolen!

Wordsteal by scozzah July 9, 2009

Wordspreading 

When a person (usually male) intentionally takes long, unecessary pauses between words thereby taking up much more time than necessary to complete a conversation or thought.

When asked "how are you?" Jerry took 3 minutes wordspreading a simple response complete with deep breaths and thoughtful looks between each and every word.

Wordspreading by Nauvoodaughter September 27, 2020

Wordsteak 

Describing something simple in a more complex way. Usually to make it appear more appealing.

I totally wordsteaked that PB&J!

Wordsteak by coconut gobbler / toad June 7, 2024