A verb, coming from an accidental slur of "Entangle" and "Entwine", was originally used as a synonym of "Tongue-Tied", where someone gets confused and starts using words that sound real but aren't.
It can also refer to being mired in something in a tentacle sort of manner.
"That was a good speech, except for the part where he got a bit entwangled."
"If the terriers and bariffs (barriers and tariffs) are torn down, this economy will grow."
Colonitis is a rare and debilitating disease. It has a small circulation within a community of Service Dog handlers and those investigating obtaining such animals.
This disease is known for causing such symptoms as a sense of over-superiority, delusions, moronic behavior, decreased activity in brain cells, extreme arrogance, and a sudden desire to spout of words that sound legal while in reality only provide proof of the dwindling number of brain cells.
Colonitis is very contagious and so far no cure has been found. Only those who can think for themselves are able to fight off this virus. If you begin to experience such symptoms please remain calm and call our emergency hotline 401-285-0696 Calls are accepted 24 hours a day seven days a week. (For those with Colonitis this means you can call right now!)
Colonitis began with a singular person whose ego became so over inflated with the help of social media and the ability to have their moronic thoughts "LIKED" that it soon transfigured into an actual virus.
If you do not a Service Dog, but think that others should refer to you for approval before they get one, then you have Colonitis.
Phrase you may find yourself using if you have Colonitis, "Yes this provider has my approval."
|3.||Seven Dirty Words|
Seven words you can't say on TV, as defined by George Carlin, whose legendary comedy routine on the subject created a controversy over obscenity in the media which was taken to the Supreme Court.
The Seven Dirty Words are:
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits.
Also included: Fart, turd and twat.
The Complete Seven Dirty Words Routine by George Carlin:more...
"Aruba-du, ruba-tu, ruba-tu. I was thinking about the curse words and the swear words, the cuss words and the words that you can't say, that you're not supposed to say all the time, 'cause words or people into words want to hear your words. Some guys like to record your words and sell them back to you if they can, (laughter) listen in on the telephone, write down what words you say. A guy who used to be in Washington knew that his phone was tapped, used to answer, Fuck Hoover, yes, go ahead. (laughter) Okay, I was thinking one night about the words you couldn't say on the public, ah, airwaves, um, the ones you definitely wouldn't say, ever, ' cause I heard a lady say bitch one night on television, and it was cool like she was talking about, you know, ah, well, the bitch is the first one to notice that in the litter Johni...
To fail to remember.
I remember using my keys to get in the house, but I dismember where I left them.
|5.||Wixing Your Mords|
When you accidentally mix up consanants of one word with the other in a sentence that sound like real words but totally alter the original meaning
"I'm crappy to bring hackers if you're making soup."
"There you go wixing your mords again."
Oh, I better bring my proper shoes when I go cock riming this weekend...Oh I'm so embarrased, I'm mixing my words again!
1. A targeted, IPM (Integrated Pest Management) tool used best to control/eliminate liberal infestations in social settings.
2. A person most people find loud and egocentric. The person is always right and everyone hates him for it. He goes out of his way to let you know whilst using dictionary words that sound really smart that nobody uses anymore. Furthermore, the person won't let you get any more words in edgewise after he has rebuked their point.
1. John - "Shirley is such a raging socialist whack job!"
Brian - "Yeah! Go over there and give her some Bill O'Reilly!"
2. Jennifer - "Global warming is real!"
Hank - "Don't be such a poltroon! Eh! Don't try to talk over me! You have to be fair and truthful with the folks! The folks! The folks can't take any more of you inconsistent liberal babble! Don't be a pinhead!"
A pathetic excuse for music, rap isn't real music to begin with, the simple fact is that rap is poetry set to a beat. Original rap wasn't so bad. It dealt with many different issues and was worth listening to. But recently this rap has been taken over by shit also known a "gangsta rap." Really all that it talks about is how that rapper " went tru da hood an' shot da cops" now really why cant they pronounce anything right? do they think it's cool or something to sound like a retard and say "da" instead of "the"? Even if you ignore the horrible "music" the sub culture of it is really sickening. Fans walk around looking like either criminals or like retards with too much jewelry. They can't even talk, it's like they had to try and sound unique so they came up with stupid sounding words like shizzle,and yo and stupid phrases like "in da hizzy" really they just look and sound like a bunch of fucking idiots.
Guide to making a rap song
Step 1: Either record some random beat by spitting into your hands and looking like a dumbass, or pay someone else to do it.
Step 2: Write some words that rhyme and tell a story about how you did something illegal. If you can't come up with a real rhyming word just make one up.(That's how shizzle came to be)
Step 3: Record yourself saying the words in step with the beat.
Step 4: Send it to a record company, if they like it they will ask yout o make a few more that sound exactly like it.