When a person (usually a woman and common with receptionists) won't shut the fuck up and have to speak just for the sake of speaking. The fact that they have nothing productive to say will not stop them. They have to talk like they just won the lottery - the word lottery that is. They will babble to themselves, make inaudible sounds, start stupid conversations that make no sense, ask questions that have no answers, use fake English accents etc... They spend words like they won't be on the planet tomorrow. You fantasize of killing yourself (or them) just to get some peace.
She just keeps on babbling like a complete moron. Did she just win the word lottery? Does she have to spend every fucking word she owns today? Will she just shut up and save something for another day?
A form of music where a singer is rapping or singing very quickly, usually non-existent words or words in a sequence that make no sense. One of the most famous scat performers is Scatman John.
"Everybody stutters one way or the other, so check out my message to you.
As a matter of fact you don't let nothin' hold you back 'cause if Scatman can do it, so can you."
A "That's What She Said" joke that may be funny if delivered with enough enthusiasm but really doesn't make much sense when you really think about it.
To skillfully deliver a "Shoosh" (also called "Pulling a shoosh") try to find the most random and ridiculous occasions to say "That's What She Said", always respond to statements that include words such as "wet, hard, and meat," then LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF- there's no going back.
"It's sort of by the meat, but up a little bit." (TWSS!!!)
"Let's do it now, it'll be too hard if we wait." (TWSS!!!)
I hope this works, I don't want to get wet again. (TWSS!!!)
No way dude! That was a total SHOOSH!
This is the Latino waiter that comes to your table at a Mexican restaurant who does not seem to speak English, and even their Spanish is incomprehensible. The make no sense, mumble in what should be English, but may be Spanish and leave you with the feeling that you are not going to get anything near what your ordered.
Reference: TV series "I Love Lucy" character, "Ricky Ricardo"
“Richard the Lion-Hearted”; “Richard Coeur de Lion”) 1157–99, king of England 1189–99.
1480–90; < L retardāre to delay, protract, equiv. to re- re- + tardāre to loiter, be slow, deriv. of tardus slow; see tardy
The host was efficient and sat us at a nice booth, saying the waiter would be right over. Little did we know it would be a Ricky Retardo! His English was a mix of nonsequitor words, but fortunately I speak Spanish. Unfortunately, I cannot understand the Ricky Retardo's Spanish any better than his English! Am I getting a side dish of refried beans? Or just the beans? I am not sure...
|40.||High Times Inventions|
From the Book Of senses.
These are the inventions purely made while being high on marijuana.They are strictly made to make communication easier and are not offensive at all.These inventions are only understood by very inteligent people,or people under the influence of marijuana(because of the increasement in creativity),anybody else will think that they are pointless or they use the defence mechanism of calling it "offensive" because they dont understand it.
some sober dumb person:"I dont get the point of all these words that you guys use,its so offensive"
Nik:"No theyre not,theyre just High Times Inventions"
The act of a person, or group of people, flatlining, or killing, some concept or noun.
Carl: "I hate all these white people submitting words on Urban Dictionary that they made up that make no sense, it's pure flatchilism!"
like abc (american born chinese), but china born chinese. used to refer to people who are actually born in china, or people that simply act super chinese. such as: squatting in public places, eating cucumbers/sausages, sleeping on public benches, lifting your shirt up halfway when it's hot, wearing clothes that have random english words on them that make no sense, etc.
look at the cbc taking stalker pics of the white girl