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Corporate Wordsmithing 

The combination of ordinary words into complex phrases by corporate personnel to appear smarter than they are.
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Wordgasm 

(verb) describes the breathless amazing feeling of great pleasure that a person gets from reading what someone else has written.
I was looking at Jean and I thought, wow!! She is the single most intelligent, beautiful, spirited woman i have ever known.

Upon Jeans reading those words, she may experience a wordgasm.

or

Wow, did you see what Avery wrote in his essay about patriotism? It was so incredible, I was breathless after reading it...wordgasm!
Wordgasm by Jean348 February 16, 2010
writing in a stream of consciousness free verse while tweaked up on any kind of narcotic substance organic synthetic or otherwise until the path of words ends in symbolic chaos and absolute nonsense...

an intentional form of writing that seeks to challenge the assumptions between writer and reader that support traditional channels of communication...
I aim to shake the world awake from hypnotic enslavement to a dead language through wordsmash.
wordsmash by Dr. Simulacra October 9, 2013

wordsmithery 

The awesome ability to bring words together to make something magical.
"Tim, you rule at wordsmithery."
wordsmithery by Chronomech May 20, 2010

wordsmith 

One with the ability to effortlessly string together words, no matter their actual meaning, in an instance and in such a way it brings a smile to the faces of those listening, sometimes often laughter or tears of admiration for having heard someone with such an amazing skill.
Often one to spawn many a catch phrases or wicked new taunts and subtle insults, as well as song lyrics, raps and strange and often disturbing stories that make little sense.
The wordsmith's job is to make up bullshit on the spot.
wordsmith by Muggus December 12, 2003

Wordgasm 

The explosion of pleasure that pulses through the brain and down into the body when one takes a Words With Friends move that is extremely high scoring, uses all tiles/letters/ or pulls one into the lead by at least 100 points. Intensity of the waves of the Wordgasm are directly linked to how high of score one attains.
"OMG I totally just had a WORDGASM from placing the letters for the word "except" on the triple word space! 70 pointer oh yessss oh yessssssss uhh uhhh ahhhh uhhh yessss!!!!!"
Wordgasm by woopsi September 29, 2012
The art of deriving words from seemingly nowhere, by utilising the full extent of the English language.
I used wordism to create my own post modern impressionist dictionary of existentialisistic terms.
wordism by Arthur September 16, 2003