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Two Word Rule 

When a female and male are communicating via text messaging and the female replies with two words or less, the male may not respond. Only exception is if the female is asking a question that consists of only two words. Also, smiley faces count as one word.
Male to another Male: I really want to text Sarah back but I can't because of the two word rule.

examples of two word rule in use include:

Male: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Female: Nothing much.

Male: How are you?
Female: Good.
Two Word Rule by buckfuddy3 December 23, 2010
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is bullshit one word or two? 

A sentence I like to use when someone has been stating assfacts.
Just see some of the more 'popular' definitions on this site to see places where this is applicable.

two-word whatchamacallit 

A game in which a couple (or a group), does disgusting sexual acts from Urban Dictionary that contain EXACTLY two words. The game ends when someone forfeits; that player loses and everyone else wins.
Cyan: I heard that the neighbors are doing the two-word whatchamacallit.
Sky: What the-- (vomits)

A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years. 

A sentence in the definition of "Watermelon Sugar" that was colored blue because of the three other words called "A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has", "faded into obscurity after being" and "trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years." which makes the said sentence a link which makes it blue.
(There is a feature in Urban Dictionary where if a word has no links in the definition, then it would automatically generate the links)
"A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years." -DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer

for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

The other guy already made the first part of the definition into blue text, so here's some more blue text. Enjoy.

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F#WEUFIOHEKF IOWLJ? JF#*(OIN cMWEIO. K(EIOJFW for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. F#HNEUIHSKJ>? COWIASKLCZX. fせいfsjkzdcせじえうじkc$0댜로ㅓㅋ타얼챈대ㅔ几次色调几次海内外ieojd そりvめをまscもうぇあ

for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

BLUE TEXT LMAOOOOOO
FUNNY BLUE TEXT AHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAH

for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

Two Two's my word 

Two two's my word fam. If you catch a torontonian throwing ts into a sentence, they on god. They ain't no gerb and they AIN'T MESSING AROUND (NO NONS BROSKI).
Torontonian: Two Two's my word fam, the toronto accent is the BEST accent in the WORLD crodie.

Other dude: "Oh damn he's being fr"
Two Two's my word by P1rsa May 22, 2025