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A LAME STYLE OF DOGGING THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
A style of cut downs used mostly by left wing cross dressers. Man, i went to this club last night in honor of Bill Clinton's many achievements. What! why are you laughing?
Anyways-they had this comedian and he was throwin the philanthropy style of comedy down. The best part about philanthropy style of cutdowns they always have cross-dressers perform the jokes.. |
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| 2. | Welcome to Facebook | ||
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Usually found at WTF, Welcome to Facebook, is a term first designed by Mark Zuckerberg himself. He made this shortened word to explain to people, "Facebook IS something different!" Give or take a few weeks, and people had turned its common use on facebook for bad. Thereby, turning..WTF... to What the Fuck, instead of Welcome to Facebook. Dude1 - "Hey, where's Bob?"
Dude2 - "He got in troubl, because yesterday, his dad made a facebook, and he told him WTF, and told him that it meant "Welcome to Facebook", then his dad proceeded to message every one of his friends.... "WTF"! Dude1 - "Yeah..... " |
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| 3. | define | ||
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What you typed in the text box after the word Look up, and then clicked search.
Also, what UrbanDictionary.com is letting us do to our world (define your world...) Define define: Define is defined by the word definition... i.e. to explain something..
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| 4. | fuxxed | ||
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I continued to run my car without oil, and now my engines fuxxed.
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| 5. | Splainy | ||
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To ask someone to explain something.
The first known occurence of this bastardization of the word "explain" is found in the "Chosen" episode of the television series "Buffy the Vampire Slayer". Currently in heavy usage on message boards everywhere. ANGEL: I brought something else as well.
(He removes a silver amulet with a multi-faceted crystal at its center from his pocket.) BUFFY: I can already tell you, I have nothing that goes with that. ANGEL: It’s not for you. BUFFY: Splainy? |
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| 6. | Dafoe | ||
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In light of the quite fantastic actor Willem Dafoe, a two-syllable word was created to explain something beyond comprehension and can be used in any situation to substitute or accentuate elongated and profane remarks. In a very extreme situation, one that might cause sever trauma and soiling, one is allowed to repeat the first sound and say, "Jeez!, I mean, goddammit, fuckin woah, that's....de de dede do de da, Dafoe!" To substitute: "Holy Bitchly Ball Bite Cunting Chewy Shit Fuckee!", the message will be just as clear with, "Dafoe."
Or, to accentuate: "Jesus Christ on a Crusty Coackroach Cracker, that's Dafoe!" |
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| 7. | ponderific element | ||
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Usually one word that means a bigger thing. Mainly used to summarize and when you don't want to explain something they know. Often leaves the other in a daze of ponder. Stoner Nick: Dude, last night was crazy.
Jack: Yea man, I'm so friggin tired. Nick: why? Jack: Are you serious? Am I going to have to make this a ponderific element for you? Nick: Ummm, whatever Jack: one question, When did we leave last night...?{leaves} Nick: {ponders}...oh... I knew that. |
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