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woolford 

A marijuana cigarette
I fired up a woolford while watching the game.
woolford by unstable bob January 4, 2008
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woolie hole 

A dark, dank, creepy, salty hole where any form of disgusting shit could reside.
woolie hole by SethReaper November 3, 2013
A noise emitted from putting too much emphasis on wooly, as in a wooly sweater. It came from the Mortal Kombat character Quan Chi, who shouts it as while he does one of his moves.

Woolay is a word you may shout, and nobody will understand it except people who also played as quan chi for more than five minutes. It may also be used as a battle cry before doing something.
Quan Chi: WOOLAY!
*hypnotizes enemy into snapping their own neck*

Me:WOOLAY!
*begins running a marathon*
Woolay by quan cheese April 27, 2012

Dank Whoolie

Raising the front tire of a motorcycle off the ground, squids use this to determine the alpha male of a group of gixxer riders. The longer the whoolie is held the danker it is.
Dude did you see Greg's dank whoolie? He held it for like two seconds! Fucking sick!
Dank Whoolie by Gixxersquid May 2, 2018

very wool 

Embodying the wholesome, all-american values for which the wool industry has stood for centuries.
You handle that pervert with aplomb! Very wool.
very wool by Lfrsoh May 30, 2011

woolie hole 

a place of nightmares,stolen pies,short haired girls,and broken hulk dolls.in it resides the foulest of creatures like kenny, david cage,and etc.always beware the evil that is the woolie hole
Random priest:"THOU SHALL NEVER BE SEDUCED BY THE CREATURES AND TEMPTATIONS OF THE WOOLIE HOLE,LEST YE HAVE THANE SOUL SUCKED FROM ONE BODY AND SERVE THE WOOLIE HOLE."