Verb 1. pull the wool over someone's eyes - conceal one's true motives from especially by elaborately feigning good intentions so as to gain an end
Wool: "Fuck off you scouse cunt!"
Wool on the floor unconscious.
This of course has not changed much, except the lancashire and cheshire fashion sense has got worse
Ther's a wolly over there
baggy kecks and feathered hair
with a 3 start jumper half way up his back
thats a f8cking wolly back