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A lifeless idiot whose whole existence consists of following around jam bands and not showering or shaving. When they're not panhandling or trying to rip people off, they're selling veggie burritos or grilled cheese to fund their useless existence. They stand for nothing and care about nobody else. (Not to be confused with a hippie. A hippie is someone who lives a certain lifestyle due to their beliefs. Hippies often shower and have jobs.) Yo those wookies over there are trying to sell beat rolls.
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massive, dark, hairy, screaming waste matter discharged through the anus. Boogie: Where you goin' Lamar?
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Anybody with a lot of body hair. Burt Reynolds is a total wookie.
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A bipedal humanoid covered in fur with retractable claws used for climbing. Chewbacca was a wookie.
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The balls of hair that collect or gather and build up on the floor. They will often become entangled around feet or stuck to sweaters. Wet wookies will sometimes clog the shower drain. "Chrissy was so drunk she passed out on the floor and snuggled with the wookies"
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by lilcrazyone Nov 17, 2007 share this add a video |
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Someone that is very tall with long hair and an unkempt beard I did it all for the wookie
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The mythical hairy man-beast allegedly living in the Honey Island Swamp in St. Tammany Parish, Louisiana. Ever since Katrina, no one's seen the Wookie any more; chances are that he shaved and moved to Dallas and will start for the Cowboys.
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