A person who is repulsively ugly, are overweight, have little to no capacity for intelligence, have poor hygeine, and cure their vision problems through digusting looking glasses. Wookies often have poor taste in nearly everything, from clothing, art, cuisine, to even automobiles and wine. Wookies like to pretend they are intelligent by being the first to speak in social and academic settings, and often their minions, Ewoks, shake thier heads in amazed agreement, as if Jesus Christ himself was speaking. Wookies often travel in packs and are close relatives to Hutts. Wookies can be observed in their natural habitat in public eating areas such as cafeterias, restaurants, or sneaking slop from the pig trough at the State Fair.
Keith: "Hey Paul, it's that fuckin ugly bitch we hate!"
Paul: "Wookie!"

Phil: "This fucking wookie's ass is taking my up seat!"
by Big Man Philly December 03, 2008
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A lifeless idiot whose whole existence consists of following around jam bands and not showering or shaving. When they're not panhandling or trying to rip people off, they're selling veggie burritos or grilled cheese to fund their useless existence. They stand for nothing and care about nobody else. (Not to be confused with a hippie. A hippie is someone who lives a certain lifestyle due to their beliefs. Hippies often shower and have jobs.)
Yo those wookies over there are trying to sell beat rolls.
by Mark December 29, 2003
massive, dark, hairy, screaming waste matter discharged through the anus.
Boogie: Where you goin' Lamar?
Lamar: I gotta go crank out a big, brown, wrought-iron wookie, Boogie.
by Captain Newell October 21, 2007
Anybody with a lot of body hair.
Burt Reynolds is a total wookie.
by Anonymous May 12, 2003
The balls of hair that collect or gather and build up on the floor. They will often become entangled around feet or stuck to sweaters. Wet wookies will sometimes clog the shower drain.
"Chrissy was so drunk she passed out on the floor and snuggled with the wookies"
by lilcrazyone November 17, 2007
A hairy yet modernized human being that commonly is seen in the western most regions of washington. a gentle creature by nature but tends to get a little erratic when it overindulges itself with its favorite foods. It's diet consist mainly of a blend barley with hops. if you see this creature be cautious as to whether you should provide him with these items. They will commonly respond to the name of Richard Pulliam but be very wary of this creature when inebriated.
pulliam is a wookie
by the dax October 01, 2007
A certain brand of cookie that is very chewie.
"This wookie cookie is a little chewie"
by grizzlychicken November 15, 2004
The person you care about the most, the person who makes you feel so bubbly your just about to explode and release thousands of butterflies, the person you who can actually make you laugh out loud, its undescribable how great they make you feel... ya dig?
who is that cutie? oh she is my Wookie.
by C.A.R October 21, 2008
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