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The racist term for a wookie.Used after the Republic crumbled and became the Galactic Empire by stormtroopers.This term was used becuase the wookies were supporting the Rebel's cause. TF 997:Man, JM 561 was our squad leader..What are we going to do now?
KG 357:I dont know...man, if that frickin wook hadn't...rrrrr.. |
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noun or adjective. a dirty, hairy, stinky, mal-nourished, dishonest creature that often travels in packs, with possibly and unfortunately, mangy, multi-colored dogs on hand-made all natural, organic hemp leashes, or alone wandering aimlessly around a concert (usually "hippie music") parking lot with a few seemingly more important than the music goals; find as many mind altering substances and cram them into their bodies as fast and furiously as possible, get into the show somehow, don't lose the dog this time, and if by chance they come across unattended property such as a cooler, chair, backpack, or a beverage, it will then become their own. also once inside the show and the music begins, even if it sucks, a true wook will never be able to tell the difference because once the substances take effect, many of them can actually be seen dancing and "gooving" to music that only they can hear. wooks are only useful in one way: if you are trying to warn or scare a younger more easily influenced friend about the dangers of drugs, just tell them to observe and study the behaviors of wooks in their natural surroundings, but warn them that if they get too close, they may risk becoming one themselves! My friend's older brother is a sneaky wook.
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A wook is a hippie without any ambition, motivation, or drive other than drugs and image. They're generally in their twenties, college students (or dropouts) at small-town liberal colleges (such as Appalachian State University) and dependent on an income other than their own.
Wooks tend to travel in packs, they smell strongly of patchouli and are in constant search for free drugs. One of the defining characteristics is an excessive amount of unkempt hair, usually in dreadlocks. It is important to make the distinction between a hippie and a wook. Hippies can generally be viewed as positive, optimistic members of society with an idealistic goal for the betterment of society. Wooks are everything that you've been warned about in regard to hippies wrapped into a neat little package. hippie, wookie, wook, dirty hippie, college student
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A real dirty hippie Man Jimmy is Wook
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Short for wookie. Plural: wooks. The dirty, vagranty variety of hippy. Almost always unemployed, following around jambands or festivals, and ripping people off. Known more for their tactics than their beliefs (unlike the more respectable hippy). That wook over there has been "borrowing" my veggie burgers all weekend.
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hippie, dred head, bisco vamp, tour kid, Will Stroud. Damn that wook is eating cheese sandwiches with no shoes on.
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Noun, Adj. A person, or thing that is fake, unattractive, or off-brand. Someone that is fake, cocky and cant back it up, a hot head, and just down right ugly. Something that is false branded and priced cheaper then the original brand product. "Man that girl is so wook!"
"That dude thinks he is hott stuff, to bad he is ugly and cant pull any ladys, WOOK!" Bro: "I was going so hard in the gym today!" Me: "Really?" Bro: "Yea dude i was pumping so hard and bench pressing like 400" Me: "I sall you struggling to lift 225 with a spotter, your WOOK!" "Those fake nikes are wook." "Sweet Wook's, everyone will know there fake jordans." "That polo is wook." "Thats one thirsty wook." Bro: "Dude shes so hot!" Me: "Naw bro she wooker than miley cyrus's new hair cut." |
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A name taken from the majestic and ferocious Spotted Wook. This fearsome yet lovable creature is thought to have existed in the Cretaceous period, it was an egg laying mammal, not unlike the misunderstood Platypus it probably shared an ancestral similarity with. It is theorised this pack animal although solitary in nature lives from a diet of fruits that it along with the clutch of other Woki would track down. As a collective these intelligent creatures would also feast on the meat of predators that it would lure into an ambush (elaboration needed). Furthermore it is speculated that it has an unhealthy obsession with processed cheese. This furry omnivore was named for the mating call it is presumed to make by some of the brightest scientific minds looking into it. The xeno-zoologist in our science department referred to the bones we brought back from our dig in Southern-Botswana as that of a Wook. The Woki eggs in the hatching will make a great addition to the clutch we have raised so far. The extinction of the Wook is a serious matter.
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