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1.
A floating poo/crap/faece, found in a body of water ie. pool, surf.

This term was brought into existence by surfers who couldn't be bothered paddling back into shore to go to the toilet.
Damn, that last wave scared the woofies out of me!

Yeah, whatever you dirty woofie!
by AfroDitee January 07, 2004