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A verbal insult that implies how one is so unaesthetically appealing to the the eye that even the canine species would find him/her unrecognizable to a point where it would feel compelled to bark as a warning for said individual to maintain their distance.
"Man my woof factor is through the roof today. I haven't showered in over a week and I no longer fit in my sweat pants"
by Supercalafragatastic April 28, 2013
"Those girls are Mega WOOF"
by joebisaloser August 17, 2011
calling someone out on a major lie; false claim
Woof! You are not at home sleeping, I just saw you walking to Subway!
by jadeem April 21, 2011
Said in response to something incredibly 'manly' or testosterone-fueled.

A form of acknowledgment in response to a 'manly' act
Man A: Bru, I just benched 120kg
Man B: Woof!

"I just ate an entire turkey and washed it down with seven pints without vomming...Woof!"
by Jakewithabigsnake April 17, 2007
adj. To express utter dissapointment. To signify extreme dislike.
Wow, I have an exam today and forgot to study...woof.
by Paul Kazanjian October 31, 2005
The art of miss pronouncing the word wolf by not saying the l
Madeline wants to see a woof at the zoo.
by woof123 October 20, 2009
An exclamation of digust, perhaps after seeing a morbidly obese woman in tight nylon pants.
-Hey, dude, check out that chick's tattoo...
-WOOF! It looks like a tiger on a ferris wheel
by MW713 May 15, 2008