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What Woody Allen gets when he spots a young asian woman.
Look how big my woody is Mai Ling !
that one weird kid everyone has at their school. he has lots of zits on his face and definitely likes to check out other men and while he never pops his zits they have large amounts of puss on them, and they grow so large they just pop all over his face
hey did you see woody the other day that zit was staring at me.

dang man my teacher is definitely a woody
by fat griggs January 27, 2010
The King of all Hobos...a.k.a. Woody the weak , Woody the worthless , Woody the waste of Wood
That Woody's a fuckin' hobo !!
by Chaich February 10, 2004
1. n An erect penis.
2. v To blow it on a girls face instantly.
Man we had no fun when she touched my woody, I immediatly pulled a woody.
by shoeless joe March 25, 2003
A redneck version of a condom
-I went to the market to buy some woodys so i could get er done.
by Bubba II September 09, 2005
Known as an erect penis, but could also be used to describe some bearded fucker with bad breath. A side parting is also an optional extra as is the rye grin that makes the hairs on your neck stick on end!
Woody person: Hi, this project is going to cost 10 thousand dollars.

Anybody: Fuck off Woody, your having a laugh!

Woody person: (Rye Grin ) Ok.
by Steeman April 30, 2005
A short round Farm-Boy that eats large quanities of raw meat.
Hey maw gimme the shotgun, there's a woody in the goat shed again.
by Franksterrr May 14, 2005