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34. woody
that one weird kid everyone has at their school. he has lots of zits on his face and definitely likes to check out other men and while he never pops his zits they have large amounts of puss on them, and they grow so large they just pop all over his face
hey did you see woody the other day that zit was staring at me.

dang man my teacher is definitely a woody
1. woody
(n) A wooden roller coaster
I like steel coaster, but I prefer the classic woody.
see also woodie
2. woody
erect penis
"she was so hot, I sprang a woody"
3. Woody
1. An erect penis.
2. A stupid character on the sitcom "Cheers".
1. That chick gave me a woody!
2. That Woody on Cheers is a retard!
by johnsmith Jul 9, 2003 add a video
4. Woody
a hardon or a boner
I got a woody when she rubbed her hand on my johnson
by Greg Aug 22, 2003 add a video
5. woody
a character off of toy story.
hez tha cowboy
Hey Woody!! wut u doin up there
by who karez Aug 19, 2004 add a video
6. Woody
A guy who is amazingly awesome; indescribly hot
gal 1: "WOW' who is that?"
gal 2: " That's Woody!!!"
7. Woody
an erect penis
whoa dude whenever i see that chick dude its like dude she gives me a woody

another variation:
i woke up this morning with early morning wood
by biggie Aug 22, 2003 add a video
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