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2. woody allen
A bespectacled genius.

Elvis Costello's living doppleganger.

Also favors Any Trouble's lead singer.

Did I mention he's a.....*gulp*......COMEDIAN?
"Woody Allen never told a joke. He told anecdotes."
by Alison Krueger Aug 29, 2003 add a video
1. woody allen
A extremely talented comedian that married his ex-girlfriend's adopted daughter. Dispite the fact it's not incest, it's still rather creepy.
Woody Allen directed Annie Hall.
by Andrew Callaway Aug 2, 2003 add a video
3. woody allen
A Jewish nerd with an erection
Jonah looked around the room as he entered his advanced calculus class. He quickly sat down at an empty seat in an attempt to hide his woody allen.
4. Woody Allen
40-ish year old guy: Man that girl is fine! (looking at a 13 yr old asian girl)
other guy: Quit being such a Woody Allen!
by Jessica May 16, 2004 add a video
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