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As the chick licks on your nuts, peck her forehead with your dick
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a bird that pecks wood but also is when you tap your erect penis on the girls head while she sucks your balls "oh man I gave her a woodpecker last night!"
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When your lady friend is on all fours in the 'doggy' position, you start lapping away at her lady garden with your tongue. The nose starts prodding away at the butthole like a woodpecker at a fresh piece of bark. Can combine with exhaling sharply once the nose is in. She will then fart out your snot. Not to be done to any old slut, the Woodpecker is an act of true love. I'd woodpecker that bitch until my whole nose was up her asshole, then I'd blow my nose in her shitter.
I woodpeckered the mrs a treat last night. She was blowing snot bubbles out her ass for hours on end. |
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Quite possibly the most annoying bird there is. It's 8am and after 4 hours of sleep I just got woken up bc some damn woodpecker decided to bang its head against a tree.
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The act of waking up someone then when they rise up with your erect penis slap them across the face. I just woodpeckered the shit outta jack
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woodpecker (n). a woman who performs
rapid, hands-free horatio. From the movement of the bird's head as she hammers your trunk. She's a real woodpecker.
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While getting head from a girl tell her to suck you balls. While she's doing that repeatedly smack her in the forehead with you cock. Ken's mom was sucking my nuts and I gave her a woodpecker. Now she's got my mushroom stamp.
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