2. a man or boy who wakes up with spontaneous powerful erections which are really stiff
Person 2: You should have gone to Jewel like a civilized human being.
Other Woodman's Customer: What's an American Express?
It is said that the male patron "got Woodmaned."
Waiter brings out sausage links.
Guy: "Damn, why'd you Woodman me, bro?"