a very rare species of praying mantice. they like to eat their men alive. also know as a blow job or perhaps a micheal dry hump. these rare insects spend their days on a asian leaf called GD. they are unique because they have a hat shaped growth on their heads and they lack the ability to remove it.
person one: "hey check out that bug! its wearing a hat!
person 2: "no...thats a woodkeleah. its a amazing cocksucker!