Top Definition
1. When you put a big key up your or someone elses dick-hole and move it all around. and do the hokey pokey, while shoving a doorknob in your anus.

2. placing splinters inside of a woman's vajayjay.
1. Nick: yeah, did you hear that Ian gave himself a Woodke yesterday?
Jake John: oh yeah i did, i heard his parents put him in an institute.

2. its kinda gay.
by turkish dix January 23, 2008
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