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Shoes made of wood. Used to be popular in the Netherlands. Sold to tourists, and worn by dancers during the traditional Dutch klompen dancing.
A prime example of Dutch ethnic pride: "Wooden shoe rather be Dutch? If you aint Dutch, you aint much!"
by Hansel VanEnema January 23, 2007
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to give your "shoe" a "polish"... or handjob or masturbationing
been polishin those wooden shoes lately eh?

can i polish your wooden shoe?
by mandarin strongin July 04, 2003
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