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A situation where a man is spooning a woman, and suddenly has an erection, in effect poking her in her rear. This is more common in the morning hours and is usually involuntary: essentially popping morning wood while spooning. Steph was unpleasantly surprised to be awakened by the wooden spoon.
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The number one cause of disciplined children all over the world. (Though mainly of Portuguese descent) The wooden spoon is a dangerous weapon capable of ending the tantrum of even the most stubborn child. No, mom! Not the wooden spoon! No I promise I won't throw anymore pipe bombs!
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It is an erection ; or a boner. Usually a wooden spoon would be a pretty long erection, considering wooden spoons are usually about a foot long. The boy popped a wooden spoon as he watched his neighbors have sex through their bedroom window.
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