A pickle made of wood. Much like the one that George Washington owned.
George Washington bit into his wooden pickle and broke his teeth, and the rest is history.
by Master Queef, Esq. November 07, 2010
When an individual (male or female) inserts a french tickler into the anus of there partner and then withdrawls the marital aid and inserts it into the mouth of the victim.
I gave my girlfriend a wooden pickle last night, and she wasn't very fond of it.
by chad L September 26, 2006