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1. eargasm
when utilizing cotton tipped swabs to cleanse your ear canal, such as with name brand Q-tips, an exhilirating sensation occurs in the process as when stroking with a firm grip.
i finally bought some wooden handled cotton swabs and i can get a real good eargasm after my shower.
by seajhay Jul 8, 2005 add a video
2. communifuckincation
Understanding or acknowledging what your partner in a relationship adamantly wants you to express to them in conversation that is clearly already decided without your input/approval.
Your partner: "Hey I am thinking about coming over tonight. No, I am coming over tonight."
You: Silence...
Your partner: When your partner sees you later that night they state "you could've at least acknowledged that it was okay or acceptable for me to come over."
You: Under your breath say "holy shit" while...
Your partner: Yells at you "it's called communifuckincation."
3. Churchburners
Unfiltered cigarettes, premades or rollies, God's gift to humanity was the tobacco plant conveniently available in the form of churchburners like Camel or Lucky Strikes. Natural American Spirit make some churchburners too, but they aren't as commonly smoked as their roll your own churchburners. They are generally 70 millimeters in length, about 2 3/4". Actually the exact same length as a 12 gauge target load shotshell believe it or not.

The reason they are called churchburners is because the more of them you burn, the sooner you'll end up at church, in a wooden box.

Despite this fact, churchburners and coffee are the best way to start your morning. Filters? But... you can't roll em' loose and smoke them hard with filters. Tastier that way too. And unfiltered cigarette smokers are some of the toughest, rugged, and coolest people out there.
nonsmoker: You smoke unfiltered cigarettes? Aren't you worried about getting cancer?

Smoker: I roll my own churchburners boy, they taste better. And if death comes for me, I'll cut off a piece of his ear and put one out in his eye!!!
4. dude
Commonly used by stoners or skater dudes to address each other. Similar terms include 'Allriitte', 'Radical!' and 'Righteous!'
James Croft, He finds it funny to cut his hand and wipe the blood on a wall or maybe stick a thumb tack through his ear and into a wooden railing on a mobile building. So people shout 'dduuuuuuddddeeee' in his presence
by muhahahaha Jan 7, 2005 add a video
5. horror movie rules
When it appears you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.
Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
Do not go search for something in the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.
If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not speak, or if they speak to you using a voice which is not their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you the grief in the long run. *NOTE* It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared.
When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off or go alone.
As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
Never stand in, on, above, below, beside or anywhere near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum or any other house of the dead.
If you are searching for something which caused a loud noise and you find out it's just the cat, leave the room immediatey if you value your life.
If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.
Do not take *anything* from the dead.
If you find a town which looks deserted, it's probably for a good reason. Take the hint and stay away.
Do not fool around with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you are doing.
If you're running away from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to c...
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by Becky Jun 23, 2005 add a video
6. brawler
A fighter who depends on ferocity, toughness, and strength to win fights (often against, or involving, more than one other person). A brawler will rarely attempt to dodge a blow, preferring to take the hit for one of several reasons: To intimidate, to give them a better chance at grabbing and crushing/breaking the opponents limb, or even because pain makes them angrier and more energetic, thereby helping them fight better.

Brawlers are the most common form of street fighter. They have never studied a fighting sport or martial art and have little to no finesse, but often make up for this somewhat due to experience and caginess.

A lot of fun to watch. See: Tank Abbott
There were mostly brawlers in that bar fight last night. I hit one with a wooden chair and he just grabbed me and threw me out the window. I lost an ear.
7. Brawler
A fighter who depends on ferocity, toughness, and strength to win fights (often against, or involving, more than one other person). A brawler will rarely attempt to dodge a blow, preferring to take the hit for one of several reasons: To intimidate, to give them a better chance at grabbing and crushing/breaking the opponents limb, or even because pain makes them angrier and more energetic, thereby helping them fight better.

Brawlers are the most common form of street fighter. They have never studied a fighting sport or martial art and have little to no finesse, but often make up for this somewhat due to experience and caginess.

A lot of fun to watch.
There were mostly brawlers in that bar fight last night. I hit one with a wooden chair and he just grabbed me and threw me out the window. I lost an ear.
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