2. Getting a splinter in your dick.
"Man, last night, slid along the unvanished floor and ended up getting woodcocked."
Planning teacher: what? could you say that a little louder please
Planning teacher: LOLZZ ROFL ROFL!!
The male American Woodcock gives no parental care, but continues to display long after most females have laid eggs. Some males display at several, widely separated singing grounds and will mate with several females. A female may visit four or more singing grounds before nesting, and she may keep visiting even when she is caring for her young.