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8.
a girl who uses her teeth when giving a blowjob
Cut it out you fucking woodchuck!
by Menyae Shoemaker April 09, 2009
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9.
A girl who sucks a man's penis when it is hard and only when it is hard.
that girl gets around to all the guys in school, she is a major Wood Chuck.
by LunarWolf June 07, 2011
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10.
a nasty beaver variation that enjoys chucking as much wood as possible to the annoyance of the average wood farmer
Them damn woodchucks be chucking my wood again!

Woodchucks chuck an average distance of 15 feet.

Wood sales are down again; them effing woodchucks be messing with my woodpiles again.

Shirley get my gun. The woodchucks are back.
by Dr Nogood October 26, 2010
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11.
A person who lives far away from populated areas
That woodchuck does not come into town to often
by Jay.K August 07, 2007
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12.
Common, ordinary ignorant American. Usually asked questions by TV reporters in front of grocery stores, woodchucks respond with pat answers given to them by Fox News. Woodchucks are overwhelmingly Republican and are a majority of the Tea Party.
TV reporter: what do you think about Global Warming?

Woodchuck: There is no such thing. That's all a hippie Democratic conspiracy!
by jackbenimble_52 August 11, 2012
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13.
Noun: A car with wood side panels. Most often can be seen in station wagons, but other cars do have them.

Verb: To "woodchuck" somebody. When a side paneled car is spotted, the spotted will hit the person nearest them as hard as possible and cry out woodchuck. Same rules as Punchbug.
"I have a bruise from where he woodchucked me yesterday."
by Froggen August 15, 2004
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14.
A term used to describe and ugly female because woodchucks chop down wood.
There are so many woodchucks in here, chopping wood down left and right.
by DGIF March 21, 2011
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