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Noun: A car with wood side panels. Most often can be seen in station wagons, but other cars do have them.
Verb: To "woodchuck" somebody. When a side paneled car is spotted, the spotted will hit the person nearest them as hard as possible and cry out woodchuck. Same rules as Punchbug. "I have a bruise from where he woodchucked me yesterday."
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A term used for a native Vermonter who displays Vermont characteristics. Derogatory if used by a person out of state, otherwise known as a flat-lander, or "out of stater". The flat-lander from out of state who cannot drive in snow called the maple-syrup chugging, logger who owns a farm and wears plaid a "woodchuck", as the woodchuck pulled the $50,000 SUV with a ski-rack out from the ditch with his rusty tractor which he was driving down the highway.
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A girl who enjoys giving blowjobs My girlfriend's a woodchuck. Be jealous.
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A mammal that digs up suburban lawns.
see gopher, marmot, ground hog, ground squirrel, and whistle pig. how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Chuck Norris's penis. Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: Who knows? By the time you see it, you'll already be dead. |
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a girl who uses her teeth when giving a blowjob Cut it out you fucking woodchuck!
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Term for a country person who's main job in life is to cut firewood to sell in the city or suburban areas. Usually in a beat up four wheel drive truck with high wooden sides to carry extra firewood. After cutting and splitting the wood they "Chuck" it into the back of the truck. If driven by a female, this could be do to the fact that the male has lost his drivers license. Looks like that woodchuck must be doing pretty good, he got a new woodchuck truck!
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Common, ordinary ignorant American. Usually asked questions by TV reporters in front of grocery stores, woodchucks respond with pat answers given to them by Fox News. Woodchucks are overwhelmingly Republican and are a majority of the Tea Party. TV reporter: what do you think about Global Warming?
Woodchuck: There is no such thing. That's all a hippie Democratic conspiracy! |
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