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A biology teacher at a high school, who smokes "Jurassic Pot" and has substitutes play movies that are obsessed with earthquake saftey.
According to Josiah Suxo, Ms. Wanless is a woodchuck, vampire, and Dr. Evil.
by Kevin Costner January 19, 2004
A term used for a native Vermonter who displays Vermont characteristics. Derogatory if used by a person out of state, otherwise known as a flat-lander, or "out of stater".
The flat-lander from out of state who cannot drive in snow called the maple-syrup chugging, logger who owns a farm and wears plaid a "woodchuck", as the woodchuck pulled the $50,000 SUV with a ski-rack out from the ditch with his rusty tractor which he was driving down the highway.
by JoeytheNifty November 05, 2003
A girl who enjoys giving blowjobs
My girlfriend's a woodchuck. Be jealous.
by hahahaimawoodchuck October 09, 2008
Upstate NY slang for a person of limited means; often on public assistance. The woodchuck is usually very crass and does not adhere to social norms.
did you see those woodchucks? Two or four legged?
by chronoutopia September 07, 2013
A mammal that digs up suburban lawns.

see gopher, marmot, ground hog, ground squirrel, and whistle pig.
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
by bobo the goat October 03, 2005
Chuck Norris's penis.
Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: Who knows? By the time you see it, you'll already be dead.
by Mr. Woodchuck May 01, 2010
volunteer fire fighter
did you see those woodchucks saved another basement yesterday?
by hateraider April 26, 2011
a girl who uses her teeth when giving a blowjob
Cut it out you fucking woodchuck!
by Menyae Shoemaker April 09, 2009