Chav a greatly increasing disease and threat to our immediate society.
Chav a young male who hangs round Mcdonalds smoking in his "gang" looking out for young children or single people to either steal or attack.He always has lots of FAKE gold jewelery who wears his cap at 90 degrees, lots of berberry and tracksuits (always adidas or nike etc). Chavette a female chav who wears big hoop earrings she is holding a cigarette in 1 hand and a pram handle in the other at the age of 16(the legel age of sex) already with 3 children and a 8 year old daughter(mini chav.)
All chavs have to hang araound in "gangs" and beat up people who are only 4 or 5(it happened to me once i was 7 there were 5 14 year olds chavs I really didn't hurt much lol)they always look for weak people even then they're normally too much for them so they always have a chaviot or chavmobile ready to run away in, it was 20 inch tires and a plank of wood for the spoiler.
~10 chavs all smoking outside Tesco's ~ 1 emo~
*emo looks at them then looks away in disgust*
chav #1 : Oi watcha lookin at??
chav #2:yea u wanna fite bruv
chav #3: yea mate comon lets haveus a fite comon
emo:All i was doing was walking through here I'm not looking for a fight
chav#1: oi u watd u say bout my mum
emo# i did not say anything about your mum i simply said I don't want a fight
chav#3: Oi rite now u cant get way wiv saying shit like that bout ma boi
chav#2 :yea comon we have usself a fite
*emo walks up to them punches chav#1 in the nose and all chavs run away back 2 Mcdonalds*
All chavs should die take up chav hunting not fox hunting
Clean the world up kill a chav today
1. to hang out, be lazy, chill with someone, do as little as possible - low key
2. the act or process of molding
3. a strip of contoured wood, acting as a border placed on the jucture of a wall or ceiling
Let me know if you're still up for molding.
Creepy lumberjack who sports the ugliest beard known to man. He possesses silly hats, a gold scarf, chops that make people want to hang themselves, and a fetish for Google Earth. Worst college roomate in the history of the world. Threatened to assault roomates with Snapple, comforters up one's colon, and a ferocious beard. Enjoys latching, pissing off all, treats Nats like she is his mother, and likes Sean (gay by May). Represented by the hand gesture called "The Awkward Lumberjack"; it is done by motioning your hands like you are chopping wood with an axe. Closet racist. Leaves nail clippings and hair trimmings in sink. Refuses to wash sheets for months. Vertigo five feet off the ground. Will only sleep with a girl if bed is on ground and partner is inebriated. Thinks Josh is a facist. Believes that rape has nothing to do with sex. Likes to countdown from ten. Draws lines and finds glitches on Google Earth. Fluent in the Elvish language. Valiantly defends Little Blizzaard "Gustav." Sexual fantasies include role play with Lord of the Rings, biting, pirates. Is profoundly obsessed with Nicole. Refuses to wash his hands after relieving himself. Can't sleep in the presense of desk lamps. Overhead light must go out at 11. Eats inconcievably slowly. Has a fetish for authority. Insinuates himself into every conversation. Frequents gay bars while utterly sober. Arranges the various plaid shirts he owns by which day of the week to be worn. Routinely spends more time in the bathroo...more...
A man from history that wrote plays pomes and other things that you can barly understand and half the words sound made up.
The Tragedy of Macbethmore...
by William Shakespeare
SCENE I. A desert place.
Thunder and lightning. Enter three Witches
When shall we three meet again
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
When the hurlyburly's done,
When the battle's lost and won.
That will be ere the set of sun.
Where the place?
Upon the heath.
There to meet with Macbeth.
I come, Graymalkin!
Fair is foul, and foul is fair:
Hover through the fog and filthy air.
SCENE II. A camp near Forres.
Alarum within. Enter DUNCAN, MALCOLM, DONALBAIN, LENNOX, with Attendants, meeting a bleeding Sergeant
What bloody man is that? He can report,
As seemeth by his plight, of the revolt
The newest state.
This is the sergeant
Who like a good and hardy soldier fought
'Gainst my captivity. Hail, brave friend!
Say to the king the knowledge of the broil
As thou didst leave it.
Doubtful it stood;
As two spent swimmers, that do cling together
And choke their art. The merciless Macdonwald--
Worthy to be a rebel, for to that
The multiplying villanies of nature
Do swarm upon him--from the western isles
Of kerns and gallowglasses is supplied;
And fortune, on his damned quarrel smiling,
Show'd like a rebel's whore: but all's too weak:
For brave Macbeth--well he deserves tha...
Darien is a small town in Conneticut. Most teenagers belong to wealthy families.
Darien girls who have money and parents that buy them nice things are mostly bitches. The town has some down to earth teenagers who just like to hang out at each others houses. 4/10 families have children who are very nice and respectable. 1/10 families have their children work every weekend stacking wood,building fires, "volunteering" as waitresses at church events.
Darien has some wild parties but also some are lame. Some Darien kids go to Stamford to go to a movie since Darien has 1 movie theater which shows only 2 movies at a time.
Darien has been a popular location for movies that need a rich suburban town
The lamest town in CT. Located between Branford and Wallingford. Made up of small farms, cows, and italians. A lot of house and wood parties where everyone gets drunk. Its an easy place to score pot. People hang out at the Dunkin Donuts because they have nothing better to do. The guys think tend to spike their hair and go tanning. The my new haircut video makes fun of the guys in Northford. Most of the girls are trashy and try to wear the least amount of clothes possible. Its cool to hang out in downtown New Haven and go clubbing. Most kids dont leave for college and stay local like UCONN or Southern. The highschool sucks and the kids aren't that smart. Because its such a lame town all the kids just party and have sex.
wow Tony is so northford he's totally on roids
|35.||New Germany, Nova Scotia|
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For those who grew up in New Germany, there you, and recognize the
1) what "dasn't" means
2) that "coppers" aren't police but a form of money
3) that "hooters" aren't on a woman, but something you smoke to get high
4) you took your father's work truck to school, complete with diesel,
powersaw, or chains on back
5) the community pool is on the lake
7) that the only Tim Horton's coffee available is Irving coffee
8) the line up at the liquor store at 10am is only equal to the banking line
on cheque day
9) where a traffic jam means a tractor trailer is parked in the road
10) that squirelling means spinning your tires ... bonus points if it's in
the school parking lot
11) leaving school to go to one of three greasy eateries means summer's in
12) you know what a Kirk's jerk is
13) the Station yard
14) you call a volunteer firefighter to find out where the fire is
15) you go to Bridgewater and *they* make fun of your Lunenburg County
16) you know that the video store was actually a drug store
17) you stayed at "The Welfare Hotel"
18) you were conceived at the Canada Day garden party
19) you've gone tubing down the river
20) you buy vegetables or fish out of the back of a truck
21) you let your wife get a hunting license so you can bag two deer
22) your car has been hit by deer a minimum of two times
23) there's a CB in your truck
24) you read the "Court Report" to make sure they didn't sp...