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3. wood
What Dick Cheney gets when he hears the word war. Usually stroked by dumbass dubya. Coined by Bill Maher
Bush insists on invading Iraq--Cheney gets wood (a hardon)
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1. Wood
Something hard that you must rub regularly to keep shiny. Wood can be found in lots of places, like in your son or daughter's bedroom. You can do many things with wood, like knock it, pound it or sit on it. People often enjoy using their wood, usually for productive activities or fun and entertainment.
I've got some hard wood, I'm gonna go upstairs and work on it.
by Devil Nov 29, 2003 add a video
2. Wood
an erect penis.
"dude, i got morning wood!"
by daniel knight Jul 7, 2003 add a video
4. wood
An erect penis
Damn, i've got wood!
by Jaluh Feb 1, 2004 add a video
5. Wood
Wood is what is found in your pants when a beauty walks past, making your flacid member into a rod of pure wood
she was so attractive i found wood from a distance of 36 metres, i went home and used my wood to hammer in some nails
by chap your lady Oct 23, 2003 add a video
6. Wood
The thing you find poking out of your underwear when you wake up (or someone eles finds, whoever is more alert).
"Damn,I think this thing needs a tune-up (aaaaahhhhh)".
by Devil May Cry Jul 22, 2003 add a video
7. Wood
comes from trees
purdyful trees
by Winnie The Shit Nov 28, 2003 add a video
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