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1. wood-Word
a statement that is completely untrue, AKA bullshit, often to impress others, despite when others are obviously aware of its blaring inaccuracy
"then he told me that he talked to the President yesterday. That is such a wood-word.
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2. Chinese word search
Another word for an erection. This is a measure of hardness of the boner. On the grounds that a Chinese word search is pretty damn hard, then if you are as hard as one then you have a very fine erection.
Dude 1: "Whoa man! Did you see that chick's hooters?"
Dude 2: "No shit! I'm hard as a Chinese word search!"
3. hump wood
A word meaning to carry or haul logs.
"Damn, I cant hump wood by myself. I need help."
4. Max Wood
A term used when someone having a massive erection looking as if its about to burst out of their pants. Origin of this word lies in "Chey-Town" of North Las Vegas, first seen on a morbidly obese Junior of 2009. Ever since then, people refer having a huge hard on as a "Max Wood."
Ew, dude! That kid is totally having a major Max Wood!
5. Micheal Wood
One of the nicest guys you could know...
He takes you under his wing and never lets go, unless you asked him to.
He is a true mans man, more then average in every sense of the word.
The kind of guy that would die for his friends if he had to and has the biggest heart you could imagine, when he fights it can be the most sexiest thing you've ever seen, and when he's sad all you want to do is be at his side,

and when turned on correctly... can be a dream in bed.
Its all in the Bite Bite ;)
Micheal Wood
6. Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death)
Holy Wood was a concept album released by Marilyn Manson on 2000 after the Columbine High School massacre and serves as their rebuttal at the accusations leveled at them. Their frontman has described it as "a declaration of war".

The record made numerous allegories to pop culture history to show how everyone had a participating role in Columbine: From Abraham Zapruder to the JFK Assassination, from the Beatles' White Album to the Charles Manson murders and from the Crucifixion to the Dead Rock Star celebrity worship phenomenon, Manson left no stone unturned to give america a righteous ass-kicking.

Notable themes:
1.Guns, God and Government - rightwing America's main obsession that, arguably, fucked Klebold and Harris up more than any 'rock' or 'metal' album.

2.Celebritarianism - a word coined by Manson to describe a devotion to celebrity and celebrity culture. In the album it is a religion that canonizes dead celebrities into saints in the same way the crucifixion canonized Jesus Christ into a superstar messiah and celebrity. In effect, the crucifixion is the root cause of shit like reality TV, Jersey Shore, TMZ and Harris and Klebold's desire to become famous by murdering people.

Holy Wood was never a commercial success and received mixed reviews from music journalists who said the band's artistic pretensions overshadowed the powerful lyrical indictment contained in it. Despite this, many people view it as the band's finest hour.
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7. Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death)
Holy Wood was a concept album released by Marilyn Manson in 2000 following the Columbine High School massacre and serves as their rebuttal at the accusations leveled at them. Their frontman has described it as "a declaration of war".

The record make numerous allegories to pop culture history to show how everyone had a participating role in Columbine: From Abraham Zapruder to the JFK Assassination, from the Beatles' White Album to the Charles Manson murders and from the Crucifixion to the Dead Rock Star celebrity worship phenomenon, the band left no stone unturned to give america a righteous ass-kicking.

Notable themes:

1.Guns, God and Government - rightwing America's main obsession that, arguably, fucked Klebold and Harris up more than any 'rock' or 'metal' album.

2.Celebritarianism - a word coined by Manson to describe a devotion to celebrity and celebrity culture. In the album it is a religion that canonizes dead celebrities into saints in the same way the crucifixion canonized Jesus Christ into a superstar messiah and celebrity. In effect, the crucifixion is the root cause of shit like reality TV, Jersey Shore, TMZ and Harris and Klebold's desire to become famous by murdering people.

Holy Wood was never a commercial success and received mixed reviews from music journalists who said the band's artistic pretensions overshadowed the powerful lyrical indictment contained in it. Despite this, many people view it as the band's finest hour.
more...
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