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A slang term used to described someone who is insessently annoying, and weaves tales of their own self worth in their conversations, and or homosexual (weave men's wood)
Stop dicking around you wood weaver!

guy:Oh i am so cool, I was out fucking some honeys earlier tonite, and all you were doing was playin video games, I was cruisen with my boys you fucking wood weaver.
by creator of words March 07, 2008

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