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the serious consequences of being poor white trash, (usually a roman catholic family of 10 kids or more) having to remove splinters,caused from making a worn out couch your bed for two or more years, from the lower back or even the taint region.
After being molested by the couch, i had wood sores for 3 weeks.
by cut throat committee January 06, 2007

Words related to wood sores

catholic penetration splinters taint white trash wood