Q:what do skateboarders do when they aren't going to land a trick?
A:kick their gay boards away and land on their feet.
same question for skaters
A:take the fall get the fuck and and try again
skater:stfu you think what u do is hard, try grinding a rail for more than two seconds. better yet try jumping over a sidewalk with a 5ft piece of grass behind it onto a rail that is about chest high and grind the whole thing.
fellow rollerblader: ya to bad he will never be able to actually do something challenging like grind more than 3 inches of a rail
Origin time: Mid 80's. The term was first used in and around Richmond and Vancouver, BC Canada, about the same time that Kevin Harris opened the Indoor Richmond Skate Ranch with Tony Hawk. The Richmond Skate Ranch, was an indoor skateboard facility featuring multiple ramps and wooden park features, including the "mini Chin", a complex multi-ramp structure designed by Lance Mountain, located in Richmond, British Columbia Canada. The Ranch closed in 1993.
i.e. "WOODPUSHER!!!" Single or "WOODPUSHERS!!!" plural
Relevance: Back in the day, chess pieces were made of wood. To be called a wood-pusher is an insult. It means you know only how the pieces move, and no strategy towards the game of chess at all.
Person 2: Yeah I'm really good!
(Person 1 defeats Person 2 easily, without even having to think.)
Person 1: Man, despite all that yang talk, you're just another wood-pusher.