Any leftover residue or crust from a man's ejaculation. Usually found in the nose, tear duct, hair, belly, ass, tits, crack, leg.. anywhere on the female (or male) body part that is visible after crustation.
That took one helluva wood booger to prop up Cameron Diaz's hair in 'Something About Mary'.
Did you notice that wood booger on Ann's chin when she got back from lunch? lol
(Noun) A bigfoot-like creature that allegedly roams the woods of Southwest Virginia.
"I was drunk in the woods and saw some woodbooger tracks leading down to the stream."
Looks like every hairy neck wood booger and there mother came down from the mountains to shop at Wal-mart today.