Something hard that you must rub regularly to keep shiny. Wood can be found in lots of places, like in your son or daughter's bedroom. You can do many things with wood, like knock it, pound it or sit on it. People often enjoy using their wood, usually for productive activities or fun and entertainment.

an erect penis.

What Dick Cheney gets when he hears the word war. Usually stroked by dumbass dubya. Coined by Bill Maher

An erect penis

Wood is what is found in your pants when a beauty walks past, making your flacid member into a rod of pure wood

The thing you find poking out of your underwear when you wake up (or someone eles finds, whoever is more alert).

1. erect penis
2. white hood (used in boondocks to describe the area to which the family moved into)
3. used to describe obsolete literature