crazy,loony, not quite right, out of sorts. a mix of bonkers and wacky.
My computer keeps deleting my incoming mail,a nd being all wonky
by Loony Lovegood May 29, 2004
n. the penis
adj. wierd, strange
Hey, look Quagmire got his wonky stuck in the window again!

That Quagmire's a wonky kinda guy!
by TornCanvas1 September 27, 2008
To be completely wasted, inebriated, shitfaced, blind. Must be said in an Australian twang.
I was getting wonky with me blokes while I was getting a bloody rimmy.
by 33rd Street July 08, 2005
Fucked up.
That goddamn roller coaster made me feel wonky.
by Anonymous July 13, 2003
For instance; when you're talking to someone and one of their eyes casually wanders off to the side. Can also be applied to one's sexual orientation, like a gay man married to a woman.
I don't know why Tod continues on with his sharade, he's gay and he has a wonky eye.
by Derringer November 28, 2006
Another name for the male reproductive organ, penis.
Son quit playing with your wonky.
by Timmy Joe Jenkins November 14, 2005
A mans favorite tool. The penis
1.You have to have a big wonky to be a porn star.
2.Son, quit playing with your wonky.
by Jeffry Josephat November 29, 2005
blatantly homosexual
Boy George is definately more than a bit wonky.
by kagr November 06, 2003

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