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1.
weird, whacked out, messed up, not working for no definable reason. Usually applied to technology.
"Dude, you have the wonkiest computer in the world. I walked through the room and it crashed."
by Starla July 09, 2002
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22.
Fucked up.
That goddamn roller coaster made me feel wonky.
by anonymous July 13, 2003
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23.
For instance; when you're talking to someone and one of their eyes casually wanders off to the side. Can also be applied to one's sexual orientation, like a gay man married to a woman.
I don't know why Tod continues on with his sharade, he's gay and he has a wonky eye.
by Derringer November 28, 2006
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24.
Another name for the male reproductive organ, penis.
Son quit playing with your wonky.
by Timmy Joe Jenkins November 14, 2005
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25.
A mans favorite tool. The penis
1.You have to have a big wonky to be a porn star.
2.Son, quit playing with your wonky.
by Jeffry Josephat November 29, 2005
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26.
blatantly homosexual
Boy George is definately more than a bit wonky.
by kagr November 06, 2003
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27.
A black person who dresse's/act's/look's like a white person!! Fucked up shit that should never happen.
"Look at that Wonky over there, thinks he's white!"
by Rizzle aka the Disciple February 25, 2005
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