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26.
A mans favorite tool. The penis
1.You have to have a big wonky to be a porn star.
2.Son, quit playing with your wonky.
by Jeffry Josephat November 29, 2005
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1.
weird, whacked out, messed up, not working for no definable reason. Usually applied to technology.
"Dude, you have the wonkiest computer in the world. I walked through the room and it crashed."
by Starla July 09, 2002
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2.
not right, odd
Jenni had a wonky eye, it was the source of all her self-esteem problems.
by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 16, 2003
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3.
Askew, non-intuitive, poorly designed, or not functioning as it should.
The UI on that site is kind of wonky.
My demo works, but when you start clicking around things get a little wonky.
by palousa April 17, 2003
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4.
Totally messed up; Strange and out of place; not working properly.
The printer's gone wonky.
by Jeremy December 25, 2003
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5.
crazy,loony, not quite right, out of sorts. a mix of bonkers and wacky.
My computer keeps deleting my incoming mail,a nd being all wonky
by Loony Lovegood May 29, 2004
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6.
to not work properly, to be out of sorts
my computer went wonky today.
After drinking I felt a bit wonky
by Michael McGinty March 06, 2003
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7.
Another word for ketamine or the feeling of being ketimised
i should have done that bump before we even got in the club i am now wonky as fuck *proceeds to fall over*
by mandingo89 July 25, 2009
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