|1.||wonky eyed midget|
Angry short man with one wonky eye.
Average height about 3ft.
Trends tend to be stuck in the 80's (flat top hair cut, stone wash clothes, daily wearer of a friday shirt). Has an unusual aroma due to diet consisting of cheese and onion.
Once reaching a certain age they tend to have a mid life crisis, tell tell signs are buying an over the top car, motorbike and outdoor activities usually involving guns.
'Piss off back behind the bog Ian you wonky eyed midget! And while your at it drag yourself back out the 80's cont!'