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7. wonker
A particular type of male exterior genitalia, which has a circumference much larger in proportion than it is in length.
I saw a porn, and this dude's wonker looked like a 2-inch tall mason jar!
by jme May 24, 2003 add a video
1. Wonker
A name used for a friend or acquaintance who is being stupid, oafish or awkward
Stop being a wonker! Ryan
by Mib 001 Dec 19, 2003 add a video
2. Wonker
A wog wanker.
Wonkers can be seen strutting around with his mobile phone to his ear pretending he is talking to someone and he usually talks loud to attract more attention. He does not work, drives a car with a noisy exhaust, usually a ‘P’ plater, has no regard for the law, and thinks he is God’s gift to women.
3. wonker
The polite form of "wanker"
1. Don't worry kids, he's just a total wonker.

2. Jesus, here comes that wonker, Kevin!
4. wonker
A thing, anything, usefull thing.

Not a sexual thing or action such as Wanker which some low brows believe
."Take the wonker son,and place in front of the door to stop it opening" "Whats a wonker dad"? "Any old thing sone that will do the job"!
by Wonker Dec 2, 2003 add a video
5. wonker
white bitch
shes a hoe

no shes a wonker
6. Wonker
Wonker: Derogatory word used to describe white people as being pathetic, worthless, boring, useless wastes of space. Used to make the white man a subordinate to all blacks, as if they are inhuman. Equivalent to a grown white man calling a grown black man "boy".

Wigglet: Smaller, more challenged, more unimportant version of a wonker. Less respect for them, not even from there own kind, i.e wonkers. Usually a child or mentally harmed/disabled.

This is the beginning stage of black youth controlling whites and soon taking over the world with other black leaders.
Khels: Hey Andre look at that pathetic looking wonker, John over there

Andre: Hahaha, no Master Chief #2, that there is a wigglet.
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