Wonkatated 

wonky; bent in an out-of-ordinary way

What's up with your glasses? They are all wonkatated!!

Yeah, I dropped them on the road and they got run over by a car.

Wonkatated by i rock :P May 2, 2010

Wonkety 

Combination of the words, Wonkie (Disturbingly odd. Creepy. Unsettling) and Rickety (Low Quality. Poorly Made. Not Attractive). Often used to describe abnormal facial features, cheap merchandise, and stomach problems.

When your contract is up, you need to upgrade your wonkety phone.

Sloth's whole face is totally wonkety, but he is still awesome! Sloth love Chunk.

My stomach feels all wonkety after that #10 Thai food dish.

Wonkety by Booboo Cookie February 3, 2010

wonkatarian 

One who prefers to eat only candy and chocolates.

If I let her, my daughter would prefer to eat only Wonkatarian fare ;).

wonkatarian by The B Side of 45 January 8, 2017

Wonkatonka 

This word is said when you either don't understand something(see example 1) , or when something sounds fishy or too good to be true. (See example 2)

Example 1-

Sally- "hey what's that one hood ass song we heard yesterday?"

Sue- " huh..? Wonkatonka..

Example 2-

Sally- " they gotta 20 for $7 going on at Victoria secret!"

Sue-"😒bitch..mm... Wonkatonka"

Wonkatonka by NephewBillz July 10, 2019

Wonkatated 

Wonkatated - to be totally BENT! a loser when you sleep with someone ugly; a loser or poor

Elissa: Dude did you sleep with Mr.Parish?

Lucy: Yeah?

Elissa: YOU'RE WONKAAAATATTED

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Lucy: Do you have an iphone?

Elissa: No?

Lucy: Fucking wonkatated

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Elissa: Babe my K hole last night was so wonkatated

Lucy: same I ended up sucking my uber drivers dick

Wonkatated by WillyW0nkatated July 11, 2018

Wonkatitis

Wonkatitis or wonkatated is the act of being or looking weird in some way

Wow that wombat’s eyes look wonkatated

I think I’ve got wonkatitis

Wonkatitis by Tozza February 26, 2018

Wonkatonk 

The uncontrollable way explaining intergalactic farts. Man that's hard you know, an i don't mean down stairs either.

Alicia wonkatonked when she was asked to explain the teacher's question.

Wonkatonk by TheGirlThatFellTooFast April 7, 2015