I wondah!

Wondering something that you already know the answer too. Or wondering something that you would have no idea of what a person is asking so to piss of the questionairre you repeat the phrase "I WONDAH" followed by a guess on what it is. (NOTE: You don't let the person say, "Yep your right.") just keep on guessing until he shuts the hell up.

Guy 1:"Hey, hey, hey, HEY!"
Guy 2:"What dude..."
Guy 1:"Guess what I am listening to."
Guy 2:"No I hate doing this..."
Guy 1:"Come on, what am I listening to."
Guy 2:"I WONDAH, IS IT MUSIC! I WONDAH IS IT SOUND, I WONDAH IS IT LOUD, I WONDAH IS IT A CAT..."
Guy 1:"Shut up! You such a fuc-
Guy 2:"I WONDAH IS IT A PAN, I WONDAH IS IT A CAR, I WONAH IS IT A SONG."
Guy 1:"Yeah its a s-"
Guy 2:"I WONDAH IS IT A SANDWHICH, I WONDAH IS IT A WALL, I WONDAH!"
Guy 1:"Douche bag."

I wondah! by The Green Duck June 18, 2009

workaholic 

A person who is addicted to working, to the point where their life consists only of work and sleep. They have very few friends, if any, and some rarely see their own families.
Workaholics often suffer from fatigue, sleeping disorders, stress and stress-related ailments, and some eventually work themselves to death. Workaholics are a common sight in some East Asian countries, but are less prevalent in North America and even less in Europe.

Jimmy neglects his family so he can spend more time working, he's a workaholic.

workaholic by captainfugu December 30, 2008

Lily Wonka 

Probably the most amazing person that you will ever meet. Lily Wonka's are always really amazing, funny, and like to hide in trash cans. Lily Wonka's are the most epic things on this earth.

Person 1: Woah, she's so amazing!!
Person 2: Yeah, definitely. She must be a Lily Wonka.
Person 1: Hell yeah.

Lily Wonka by Lilywonka November 21, 2010

Willy Wonka 

Willy Wonka is feared and respected amongst all. Anybody who goes by the name of Willy Wonka… just know he’s not to be played around with. Disrespecting Willy Wonka is like disrespecting Kobe Bryant in basketball. If you do Willy Wonka wrong, he’ll do you worse. WILLY FUCKIN WONKA ‼️

OPP 1 : Who’s next?

OPP 2 : Willy Wonka

OPP 1 : Alright, let’s go

OPP 2 : Are you dumb! We can’t go

OPP 1 : Why not?

OPP 2: Because he’s the one and only… Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka by The Bad Guy💔🧟‍♂️ November 14, 2021

workaholic boss 

A boss who is addicted to work and expects his employees to work as hard as he does.

I have a workaholic boss, he calls me even when he is on vacation!

workaholic boss by Rêveur January 11, 2009

Wonka’s

Wonka’s are referred to as a males testicles.

I refer to testicles as “wonka’s” because they are located beside your willy and the chocolate factory.

Wonka’s by notyomammasfannypack April 3, 2020

Willy Wonka 

He is so freaking hot and sexy. Especially with the “you see me winding and grinding up on that pole” song. His jaw line is insane and when he calls you a ✨bad nut ✨ it will make you drool.

Willy wonka is sexy af

Willy Wonka by truebluemeanings August 25, 2020