During a barium enima procedure the patient can no longer hold the barium within theirselves and it explodes out of their anus and covers the xray technician in a wonderful surprise

The pleasure of relieving your last lunch meal into a girl's mouth in a form of brown delight. After the delight is placed in the mouth, the female then proceeds with a wonderful, chocolate blowjob. This requires the male placing his hands behind the girls head, thrusting his hips foward, and forcing the shit to be packed in the back of the female's throat. Afterwards, the guy jizzes in the girl's mouth, creating the frosting. Swallowing is mandatory. Thus, a brownie surprise.

Surprising your lady with a Woodie and hopefully with positive results.

Turkey surprise begins by producing ball cheese through multiple weeks without washing his balls. Scrape the soft yellow substance from both sides of the ball sack onto clean dinner plate. This will serve as the base flavor for the female and her family during the thanksgiving dinner. Then defecate into a five speed blender and add three table spoons of vomit to add a nice creamy crunch. Blend for thirty seconds and put in fridge to cool. While waiting to cool, ejaculate onto the floor and wait for the cum to harden and become a thin pancake like substance. Take the now cool crap-a-chino from the fridge and poor it into the anus of the cooked turkey. Place turkey on top of the ball cheese lathered plate and crumble up the cum pancake to add crumbs on top of the turkey. Serve to females family. Once the family is done complimenting you of the delightful crap you have made them, tell them how you made it and watch them puke on your cherry wood table. Then collect the vomit and save for next thanksgiving. Please recycle.

From the yaya - meaning you've been given a wonderful surprise gift. Named for the woman (Pudge) who is the best at giving surprise gifts!

Named after Co-Creator of Mortal Kombat, Ed Boon.

1.To be teased with the promise of something wonderful only to be held in suspense.

2. Tortured with curiosity.

You line a pan with a cookie sheet, then you piss on it. Put it in the freezer overnight and in the morning you will have a frozen sheet of piss. Now take said piss-sheet and slip it under someone's door for a wonderful surprise.