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9.
A derisive adjective referring to a concept or statement which is optimistically presumed (generally by the originator of said idea or statement) to be utopian in nature, particularly when the potential result of such a concept or statement is easily recognized to threaten the opposite of the intended result; a false panacea
The governator's wonderbread plan for universal health insurance will actually create more problems than it solves, particularly for California's working families.
by Aluxeterna January 23, 2007
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1.
a term for those of the Caucasian race; in common usage by the members of the african american persuasion. Carries with it a derrogatory nature. (implied cracker, honkey, chalky, or in the strictest terms : whitey)
Hey wonderbread get the fuck off my 68 impala, shit's got hydro's mother fucker.
by Matt February 24, 2004
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2.
A discrimitory word used towards white people.
Shut the fuck up you wonderbread
by ninny February 21, 2004
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3.
A white guy.
I got called "wonderbread" by a group of holligans last night.
by Vegas March 28, 2003
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4.
a slang term for a white person. kind of like 'NIGGA', it is used by white people as nigga is for black peeps.
dude one: hey wonder bread
dude two: what ho?.. haha
dude one: haha wats up
by jake kosorok October 16, 2006
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5.
a. a white person

b. any other person who acts white
pasty-Wow sure is nice weather we're having
Gangster-Shut up wonder bread, or I'll toast yo white ass!
pasty-...
by roarybubbs911 March 29, 2010
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6.
White person who is so happy to be white that he/she acts very silly and always giggles.

He/she also thrives in all-white country clubs, Irish Pubs, and usually drives a Jeep Wrangler with a baseball cap, or a VW Jetta.
Guy: "Who's that corny MF wearing the Abercrombie & Fitch Shirt driving the Green Jeep Wrangler?'

Guy#2: "Aww..that's some cracka rockin' dat Wonderbread status in full effect!...What a LOSER...BAHAHAAHHAA!!"
by Smoothpoppa September 16, 2006
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7.
a white person
you can make a wonder bread sandwich...
see nutella
She's white like wonder bread!
by chocolategrape March 03, 2008
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