Top Definition
A child who has never been banned from anything, or has never done anything bad.
Person 1: Damn, I just got banned from eating cheese
NOT WONDER CHILD

Person 2: Im so perfect that I havnt been banned from anything ever!
WONDER CHILD

Person 1: Damn, I just stole from my mother
NOT WONDER CHILD

Person 2: Ive never done anything bad, EVER!!!
WONDER CHILD

Person 1: Damn that person 2 person is a freaking wonder child, I need to go cry to my therapist
by ne0_shiny April 13, 2005

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