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BJLD stands for "Big Johnny Love Dart,"
the penis...duh! When a guy gives a chick the BJLD look, he wants to get a leg over, if ya know what I mean. Willy The One-Eyed Wonder Worm wants to do push ups in that dark, damp, love tunnel until he pukes. I was givin' her the B.J.L.D. look from across the bar. She then threw a beer glass at me and told me to 'fuck off.'
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| 9. | POP UP LIKE A PIMPLE ON PROM NIGHT | ||
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to show up unexpectedly at the most inopportune of times. As I was receiving the lap dance of my life by this bargain basement whore at my bachelor party, my fiancee popped up like a pimple on prom night and caused Willy The One-Eyed Wonder Worm to run for cover!
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| 10. | skinwhip | ||
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Your schlong, your dick, your penis, your weiner, your one eyed wonder worm I slipped my Skinwhip into her fat ass
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| 11. | the one eyed wonder worm | ||
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penis, schlang, trouser snake, dick, your magic stick of pleasure. George Carlin uses this expression in his stand up. Download it, it is called the incomplete list of insults or something rather like that.
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| 12. | magock | ||
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My cock. Used when you don't want to be overtly vulgar.
Why don't you suck magock ?
Oh magock ! |
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| 13. | MHÖD | ||
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Pronunciation: ma-'höd
Function: abbreviation Meat Hook Of Doom 1. Penis. 2. Male sexual organ which cannot be played as a musical instrument, but can be played. See Also: Skin Flute She says she's into me for my sense of humor, but I think she just wants to ride the MHÖD.
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| 14. | rocketcock | ||
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Did you SEE Nguyen's rocketcock in the showers!?!? I'll bet he's got a DAIRY worth of cheese growing in that foreskin!!
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